Fruits Basket

A shoujo anime series starring a 16 year-old girl who finds herself in many strenuous sexual hijinks with the Sohma family (who happens to turn into the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex). So kawaii!

Fruits Basket is the best anime series ever!

by Naomi August 7, 2004

basketball card

An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, however it is well known that this license can be revoked for poor performance on the court.

Tucker: "Ron, you can't play no mo, you stank. Gimme yo basketball card."
Ron: "Man... *Walks over and holds out hand, then draws back as Tucker's hand reaches proximity*...sike bit!

by TheBirdManYeah January 12, 2008

Basking Ridge

The ultimate posh semi-rural New York City suburb. Very conveniently located to anywhere. Although the immeadiate area is somewhat sleepy. You have an awesome mall to the south (Bridgewater Commons) and a worldclass stellar mall to the northeast (Short Hills). The richest town in NJ (Harding) is to your north and super rich Bernardsville is to your west. The schools here are tip top notch from K - 12. The town is 79% white with the rest being mostly Asians who mainly live in the "Hills" section of town. The downtown is quaint, yet small and semi-usefull. Great access to NYC with two train stations in town. Hopefully this town stays as it is. It's built out, but the demographics are perfect besides maybe there being a little less asians and a few more blacks and hispanics to make up for it. THIS IS THE IDEAL TOWN.

Basking Ridge Kid1: I feel insecure knowing them Bernardsville and Harding are richer than us.

Basking Ridge Kid2: Smacks Kid1

by Granular Genius August 12, 2011

vcu basketball

A basketball program located in Richmond VA. The program is infamous for hiring head coaches who make the team really good for a few years, only to leave them for bigger and better basketball programs.

The VCU basketball team has lost another great coach.

by TruthinThought April 2, 2015

Carol baskin

killed her husband

where is carol baskins husband? Check the septic tank

by oopsididitagainlol April 20, 2020

eggs in my basket

A person who has feeling for someone and doesn’t know how to express their feelings.

1 egg: cute, but only a friend
2 eggs: hot, could see myself dating you

3 eggs: catching feels
4 eggs: i like you

5 eggs: dating

6 eggs: falling in love

7 eggs: in love

8 eggs: could see myself spending my life with you

9 eggs: getting married

10 eggs: having kids

Maddy: how may eggs are in your basket?
Holly: I have a few eggs in my basket for Sam.
Georgie: nicee!

by hollymaddygeorgie April 7, 2019

Cum basket

Something that you put your sperm in after you masterbatute.

Something that you call you haters.

Your mum is such a cum basket

by Lbigfella July 23, 2010