bark

To give word, to betray. To leak information or inform on someone.

"They knew we were coming. Some traitor barked."

by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

Bob Barker

A cranky, old, impatient game show host who needs to give it up. He always feels the need to make rude comments to the contestants of the show, and is always rushing them.

I couldn't agree more with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he says, "I hate that Bob Barker".

Bob Barker: This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered!

Me: Why doesn't someone have you spayed or neutered??

by Qbert July 10, 2005

tree bark

an extremely hairy and rough vagina. to the point where it's almost as if you are touching tree bark

i was fuckin this bitch, i stopped halfway through, her tree bark was too much.

by chunkography January 6, 2009

bark eater

The Lowest form of redneck

By looking at his trailer they knew he was a bark eater.

by Kiki_bunz February 8, 2008

bark bark

its is a sad word used by sad fatherless furrys that have no life

furry: hey bark bark

me: stfu

by urmomvrygay September 27, 2021

Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

by fussock May 2, 2009

Laurence Barker

An extremely salty Overwatch player, when confronted and called salty, he gets even saltier. The only way to unsalt him is to call him Competetive or sack whack him

Dont be a bitch you son of a Laurence Barker

by ThatSmartAssGuy March 6, 2017