Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.
by Alyssa G January 27, 2008
Get the The J Shaumbergmug. /pad, jā/
pronounced "Pad-Jay".
noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js
1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.
pronounced "Pad-Jay".
noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js
1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.
"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"
by Music History Professor June 1, 2018
Get the PAD-Jmug. by Your Moms favourite friend September 30, 2021
Get the J Swizznastymug. by C Bra August 30, 2007
Get the J-maringmug. 1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.
(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!
(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
by M Albury September 26, 2012
Get the J Buffedmug. by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008
Get the j maxmug. A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.
The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020
Get the standy jmug.