the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013

Coaxing it Along

A colloquial euphemism for masturbating. Invented by Grant Prusi's father.

Grant's Dad: I know what you boys are doing in there, quit coaxing it along!
Children: We're not masturbating, we're just putting suppositories up our butts!

by Grant Prusi November 23, 2010

aloner

An aloner is a boner you get from a lot less stimulation than you normally would. The aloner is caused by a decline in sexual activity or seeing live nude women.

Patty broke up with me and now I get aloners looking at Seventeen magazine.

by pappy July 17, 2004

allonna

a bad ass bitch who will fuck your manz if you don't watch your MF mouth hoe. she's great and seems like she would be a Pisces but is not. she's a cool friend, and like to to drugs.

Woah! I wish I was as bad ass bitch as allonna!

by Dyslexic shrub April 21, 2017

why am i alone

Because you can’t get off your lazy ass and find that special person in your life

Stop asking “why am I alone” and get off your ass and do something about it you lazy fuck!

by ThatOneWiseCunt March 3, 2018

move-along

the most over-played All-AMerican Rejects song in the history of over-played songs.

Person #1: OMG!! Wat Are You Listening to??!!
Person #2: Move-Along, by The All AMerican Rejects!
Person #1: How many times have they played this on the radio today?
Person #2: I Lost Track After 55, They Even Skipped Out On Commercials Just To Play It One More Time.
Person #1: The All American Rejects Will never be the same again..

by TEENAHBANANA August 17, 2006

Aloni

A hoe. Has a great body but just wants sex and will break ur heart. And if she cant get ur dick then she will drop u.

Boy 1: Wow shes hot
Boy 2: Ya but shes a hoe and her name is Aloni

by TruthTellerAboutNames October 25, 2019