alcohol

a crystaline substance found everywhere after your fairy godmother is around.

howed this alcohol get here, its 100%

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

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Alcoholics Anonymous

Making your hand go numb, covering it in rubbing alcohol and jerking off.

"Hey man I need you to take me to the hospital, I tried the alcoholics anonymous."

by SargentQG November 2, 2021

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alcohol shake

A shake you do after taking a sip of a strong alcoholic beverage

Has a shot of vodka body goes in to the alcohol shake for a few seconds

by Imapisshead March 9, 2019

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A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.

It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.

"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."

by Nobelus December 23, 2016

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Alcohol

It's medicine for stress

Alcohol is the best medicine after daddy and I scream at each other

-Mom

by That one guy on urban dictiona October 31, 2022

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GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail)

How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.

Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.

by D.W. White July 7, 2022

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