Alcoholism

We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...
Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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Alcoholic edging

When you drink until you are about to black, but do not black. If you consumed another drink when you are alcoholic edging, you would be belligerent. You stop drinking at a point where you are still okay while being as drunk as possible. This may be a kink or addicting for some. Comparable concept to edging.
I drink until I’m a 9.5 out of 10 because I derive joy from alcoholic edging. I let myself get to the point before the point of no return every time; it’s addicting.
by Im_on_crack March 31, 2020
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The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.
"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."
by MoneyyMitch February 11, 2025
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Medical Alcohol

Alcohol that is consumed to treat a "medical condition" such as anxiety, difficulty sleeping, shyness, or restlessness.
I couldn't fall asleep last night so I had some medical alcohol - a few shots of vodka did the trick!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 05, 2023
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Alcoholic Gummi Bear

A term of endearment and/or? insult that the favorite manager at your regular bar calls you in an attempt to compliment and/or? put you down. You should probably just take it as a compliment and move on with your night.
"It tastes like an alcoholic gummi bear"
"Kind of like her."
"What?!"
by Misharita October 16, 2014
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Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.
by DamPam July 08, 2019
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Alcohol Provision Act

A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.
Don't road trip to Canada on a Tuesday because the Alcohol Provision Act says you can't drink.
by CanadianExpert May 26, 2014
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