after school special

Right when you get home from school you go poop.

"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."

by sam April 10, 2005

Quarter After Six

A sex position in which the woman's body position resembles the hands of a clock when it's 6:15. This is typically achieved with the woman assuming a bent over stance.

Last night I Quarter After Six'ed Lauren on the kitchen table.

by SMD486 August 21, 2009

afterflow

The fulfilling, tranquil feeling after taking a massive piss.

Dude I held that piss in for an hour, but after I launched it, the afterflow was so worth it.

by Carnal1ty October 2, 2007

facebook after dark

It basically means a person writes on their status "if you ever did this____ like this status". It's often dirty things. Like a confession.

"i think i liked something i shouldn't have on facebook after dark last night"

facebook after dark status

by udkwhoiam January 10, 2011

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

After-fat

when a mega-lardassleaves a seat, it's the smell, sweat and residual fat energy left behind.

Guy 1: im think some fatty fat fat has been sitting in this chair, it's wet, smells and i have a craving for lard.

Guy 2: yeah the guy weighed like 30 stone. that's his after-fat.

by g4000 February 24, 2009

afterbreath

The smell, distinct from the taste, of someone’s breath after eating out their girl.

Man, she tasted amazing last night, but my afterbreath smelled like a rotten fart.

by Gmoosedawg July 9, 2019