Organic abortion

Any abortion caused by natural events, ie sitting in a hot spring while pregnant

Karen had an organic abortion, a tornado took her baby.

by LadyJoints May 25, 2019

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Bubble abortion

When you’re in the water and a bubble forms under ones shirt making them look pregnant. Therefore a bubble abortion is the action of popping the bubble.

Friend 1: yo look at my shirt I look pregnant

Friend 2: cute
Friend 1: guess I’ll have to do a bubble abortion

by Yung titty June 18, 2019

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gamer abortion

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.

OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.

by IndigoBlossom August 4, 2019

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China Abortion

When a man is uppercut in the testicles with enough force to castrate him.

Bro if you keep being frisky I might have to give you a China Abortion

I finna boutta China Abort his ass

by Choukey February 17, 2020

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It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

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