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Ed Status

1. n. An event or act which is so totally fucked up it is beyond description.
John: Why did you kill your kittens and then put them in the microwave??

Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.

John: That's Ed Status.
by JTrain725 October 27, 2010
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Ed Sheeran

He's bringing ginger back. He's up and coming like he's fucking in an elevator.

If you haven't heard of this angel, please do google him.

new studies show that ed sheeran isn't human. he is actually made up of 10% ginger, 30% sexy, 25% perfection, 25% talent, and 10% adorableness.
ed sheeran doesn't need an example.
by stuart camp September 29, 2012
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sarah-ed

Noun: Meaning an interruption of a pleasant nature, always wanted. Usually on the funny side.
"Omg what was that noise?"

"It was just James. He's totally sarah-ed us"

"Oh well. *all smile*
by Kathleen-ah June 27, 2008
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Co-ed

The slutty, young babes most likely to appear on any "Girls Gone Wild" porn video.
Mmmmmmmmmm. Co-ed girls are hot.
by urban pervert February 26, 2003
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Dick Ed

A Dick Ed is an example of the human race that has the misfortune of being called Richard Edward - commonly shortened to Dick Ed.

The amusement caused by this name is due to its similarity to the commonly used insult 'Dick Head' - a phrase previously defined in the Urban Dictionary as 'Someone that is rude and obnoxious that thinks they are clever than they really are.'

A Dick Ed differs from a Dick Head in many ways. The main difference is that the original Dick Ed is actually very intelligent, and never rude or obnoxious. The Dick Ed is actually very funny and friendly, and happily informs others of his unfortunate name.

Warning - anyone that encounters the Dick Ed is advised not to steal his dog. Anyone that chooses to ignore this warning will be shot by the Dick Ed with a zombie gun. The Dick Ed armed with a zombie gun is highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.
by Fiona Smith June 16, 2008
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mong-ed

Same as mong'ead.

numpty, etc.
Two plus two is not six, you mong-ed.
by F A B Scott June 24, 2006
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special ed

a class meant for kids w learning disabiltys :). THEY ARE NOT SLOW RESTARTEED OR ANY THING LIKE THAT
hey! i heard tom is dyslexic. but he has good social skills :) even though he's in special ed
by LILLLII July 8, 2012
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