Flatting out

To ‘flat out’ is to become so bowled over by a car’s looks, abilities, noise or general awesomeness that nothing short of passing out next to it can convey your feelings for said automobile.

Flatting Out

by crank&piston December 26, 2011

Bristol flat

A pure Marijuana cigarette rolled then squashed flat to the roach with any heavy device close to hand compacting the Cannabis creating a perfect burn rate with no side burning.

"What are you doing....!"
"Don't worry I'm making a Bristol flat spliff"
"Wow that burns smooth, and no sideburn"
"I know..."

by ADDSTEAL February 8, 2013

Flat Milk

When the milk has been left out of the fridge for a prolonged period of time, so the milk is no longer cold and crisp.

"Can you put the milk back in the fridge, it's gone flat"

"Flat Milk is the worst"

by YaMother'sGash August 29, 2016

Flat Fart

A fart that is at the same level of noice the whole time

That dog just had a flat fart

by Iggy star September 13, 2017

Flat Fat

When a really obese people loses a ton of weight in a short amount of time, making their appearance seem pinched or unnaturally small

Damn dude, John's wife lost 300 lbs in a week! What a flat fat!

by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016

flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

Flat earth

1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs

2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it

Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck

by YourLocalSpaniard March 14, 2023