courtesy wipe

you nut on a girl and you use her hair to wipe your cock.

Jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal blowjob ever she didn't even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe.

by Chris Norton January 21, 2007

wiping deficiancy

when u take a shit and dont wipe good enough

Person 1: dude rick my ass itches

Person 2: o dude y

Person 1: i just took a huge shit after eating taco bell and i dont think i wiped all the liquid shit out of my ass. must be wiping deficiancy

by ha dude itts jackk July 05, 2006

ghostie wipe

a ghostie wipe is when you are sat on the toilet for so long the fecal matter dries on your butt hole so when you wipe the toilet paper comes away clean
a practice pioneered by jon petty

man i was reading on the crapper for so long i didnt need paper i ghostie wiped

by stacyt5 October 16, 2007

give it a wipe

basically-shut up!!

possibly because the person talking is a bit of a drip!!

Zak- And last night she-
Jaz-Zak!! Give it a wipe will you??

by Dimple-Chic July 11, 2008

maintenance wipe

A multi-tasking piss where you sit down to urinate and at the same time wipe sweat off your ass to improve your hygiene a little.

I pulled a maintenance wipe during the commercial break. Now this show sucks marginally less

by Lunchbox Sandwitch July 18, 2009

no wipe shit

Where you go on an all corn diet for 5 days, and when you take shit you dont wipe. You later film your boxers 2 hours later looking for shit stains.

Dan took a no wipe shit man, i just lost my bet.

by Mickhick95 June 19, 2011

monkey wipe

What you scream at people, during Halloween, when they don't give you candy. It is also a creative insult to use when you cannot think of a good comeback.

The adult hands an apple to the children who were out trick-or-treating.
"MONKEY WIPE!" the child screams.

by Silver March 21, 2005