Gibbs slap

When someone's stupidity is so painful to watch that the pain has to be shared via a open-handed slap to the head.

John: *overwhelmingly idiotic jibber-jabber*
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.

by this one's for you, jess July 2, 2017

Slap the Monk

1. Masterbation.

2. Beating your penis profusely.

I caught that nigga Joe on rude.com on his laptop. I knew he slap the monk every once in a while.

by YoungPop21 August 22, 2009

Train Slap

A 6+ person slap, where 1 person holds the slap-ee and 5+ others run at full speed behind each other, slapping the slap-ee one after another, acting like train carriages behind the first person. This is done most effectively when the slap-ee's head is held firm so they cannot shy away from the on-coming hands. A Train Slap is usually called upon when somebody has done something wrong and deserves severe punishment.

Guy 1: Dude?! Did you hear that Matt got an 8 person Train Slap for hitting on Marc's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awwwww dude! That woulda' hurt like sheeeeeeet.

by bjthecool August 7, 2011

hahahaha *slap*

When someone starts laughing really hard and they feel the need to slap the nearest person. Then when the person got slapped asks why they did that, they say it's a joke.

Friend 1: omg that was so funny
Friend 2: hahahaha *slap*
Friend 1: ouch what was that for
Friend 2: chilllllllll it was a joke

by itwasajokechill December 15, 2019

Sandusky Slap

Rhythmic, wet clapping noise made by repeated pounding of the loins against the naked buttocks of another while in the shower.

I walked by the locker room and heard the distinct sound of a Sandusky Slap coming from the shower stalls.

by JayCeePee November 10, 2014

skitch slap

(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.

The impatient product manager skitch slapped me for my bad choice of charting colors.

by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008

Sanitizer slap

When your hand is covered with hand sanitizer and you slap someone in the face while screaming "SANITIZER SLAP!".

1. That sanitizer slap stung my face.

2. I will sanitizer slap his arm-face!

by Laurita76 December 3, 2009