Jamie logic

A fact or belief that is remodeled into a new reality, to the benefit of the authority that has implemented such decree.

I just bought this apple for one dollar isn’t that great? Yeah it is, so happy you got a great deal!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!

by Patty b February 6, 2021

hello jamie

When someone doesn't believe what you are saying.

Umm, yes it's the truth. Hello Jamie!?

by FurySlayer December 21, 2022

A Jamie Moment

To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

Do a Jamie!

be hammered in a pub or club and sneak off without saying goodbye.

Named after the illusion Jamie Reynolds (Leigh, Lancashire)

I’m so drunk. I think I will Do a Jamie!

by beerlover October 15, 2021

Jamie Nichols

Jamie Nichols is a Mother Fucking Sorcerer. He usually has a giant penis that hangs to the left.

That man made a doves appear.. And I can see his bulge.. He must be a Jamie Nichols

by jamie337nichols January 5, 2017

Ayla Jamie

Ayla // Ayla Jamies are beautiful and very talented! Aylas love dancing and modeling! And always have younger siblings! Aylas / Ayla jamies are also very loud and talk to people they dont know! Aylas always get the guys! And always get dress coded! Aylas are not very smart but there also very funny! You would definitely wanna be friends with an ayla!!

Did you see Ayla Jamie today? Her outfit was amazing!!

by AllieDuches12 October 20, 2019

dancing with Jamie

A codeword coined in the UK to describe a male or female who is attracted to the same sex and has homosexual tendencies. Often used when trying to be discreet.

Friend 1: Do you reckon that guy wearing the shirt with rainbows and unicorns is gay?
Friend 2: Yeah, he's definitely dancing with Jamie.

by caramelbear June 13, 2013