Youtube Spiral 

The spiral you descend into, much like Alice when she was in Wonderland, where you keep falling and have no sense of time. It starts with watching a video of a cat that your friend sent you, clicking a related clip of a baby laughing, to ultimately watching an R rated clip. You then come to your senses and realise you've just wasted 2 hours of your life watching pointless videos and vow never to do that again.

Friend: "What did you get up to today?"

Me: "I started off watching a cat video and then feel into a Youtube Spiral and wasted so many hours watching so many useless videos. I'm never going to fall into a Youtube Spiral again".

Friend: "Did you see the video of the cat playing the keyboard?"

Me: "No. Let me look it up now."

Youtube Spiral by ieatblog March 18, 2014

YouTube Kids 

An app that parents of young children download to let their kids watch Youtube. Basically, Karen thinks it’s “appropriate”, just wait until these kids get older and look back! It’s all a sign of crappy parenting.

Karen (and every other soccer mom): I don’t let MY little angels watch vulgar content. Thanks YouTube Kids!

YouTube Kids: “Elsa Having Sex With Spiderman!”

YouTube Kids by Surfin’ The Internet January 7, 2020

youtube comments 

The comments that users can write under the videos on the website youtube. It sounds very creative and useful since it allows fairly anonymous users to comment on the video about their likes and dislikes. Unfortunately, the vast majority of the the comments seem to be from either idiots, people full of shit or people that are insane. The best examples of this are comments from people that haven't watched the video to the end, people that think that they know everything, people that haven't researched the topic or even know about the topic that the video discusses which is normally common with videos about anime characters, comic books or movies, people that are highly illiterate or are little children with too much free time on their hands, people that are insane, racist or are conspiracy theorists and people that are highly religious to the point where they think the end of the world is coming every other day.

What are your opinions on youtube comments?

They are from people that are stupid, full of shit, or are just plain nuts.

youtube comments by Hellrider285 January 20, 2014

youtube toughguy

Someone who talks tough on youtube behind the saftey of the fact no one knows who he is despite the fact in person hes softer than a pillow top

murderdeathkill@bob DUDE I WILL MURDER YOUR FACE AND SKULL F*** YOUR MOM
When in reality murderdeathkill is really afraid of his own shadow i.e. youtube toughguy

youtube toughguy by Pmpnamedslickbac May 16, 2010

youtube blackhole 

where you go to youtube expecting to watch the video you went there for, but you then proceed to get lured into clicking on video after video from that damn "related video" side bar until you are fully hypnotized by youtube. and before you know it, hours have past and you sit there saying to yourself "how the hell did I go from watching puppies to chicks kicking hobos in the balls?"

Bob; yo dude why didnt you text me back last night?
Me; Sorry bro, i got sucked into a youtube blackhole and before i knew it, it was 4am.

youtube blackhole by yungbl00d January 30, 2014

YouTube comment section 

Often filled with Porn bots, Annoyingly overused memes, bad jokes, and arguments usually over the dumbest of problems.

The YouTube comment section is a dangerous place.

YouTube comment section by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

YouTube Fever

The sick, nauseating feeling in the pit of one's stomach after watching too many stupid, pointless videos possibly containing desperate yet failed attempts at humor, leaving the viewer begging for the answer to the question, "WHY??!!!!......"

CAUTION: YouTube Fever may result in one or more of the following: total loss of faith in humanity, desire to find the creator of certain videos and punch them in the face, feeling of hatred towards other humans in general, or, in rare cases, the loss of logical thought processing entirely.

Person 1: Dude, what's wrong with Joey?
Person 2: He just watched every "Fred" video created.
Person 1: Ouch... looks like he's got a bad case of YouTube Fever....

YouTube Fever by jeaaaamangg June 29, 2009