Chocolate Yogurt Surprise

1. a cup of yogurt in which chocolate is found.

2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.

When John and Mary had no more ideas for their crazy sex games, John gave her a Chocolate Yogurt Surprise.

by Journalism man May 20, 2009

Vietnamese Yogurt

When an asian guy's semen tastes sour it is Vietnamese Yogurt

"I puked cuz he shot his Vietnamese Yogurt in my mouth"

by VCMASTA August 25, 2011

purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis....:)

Jake stuck his purple headed yogurt slinge into my vagina

by jenjen October 15, 2003

Yucky Yogurt

Male Ejaculate. Cum, basically. Like... from a dude

Sorry about the Yucky Yogurt shower

by eggman789 November 8, 2007

youngin yogurt

The product of ejaculation: the combination of ejaculate and semen

Wife: Forget Fage, serve me up some of your youngin yogurt please!
Husband: You got it honey

by 7Lathrop April 5, 2011

Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

by decklund February 20, 2009

face yogurt

Creamy white puss from a zit.

God damn it! Pizza Face left face yogurt all over the bathroom mirror again!

by Zit Man July 28, 2006