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Youtube

The mythical land of hopes, dreams, dissecting vital organs online, and screaming like a pussy. Commonly known for its ability to give videos more likes and dislikes than views.
"5155 likes, and only 1100 views? How does that work?"

"Youtube."
by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
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Youtube

Website which allows users to upload their own videos. Also allows users to comment on videos which other users have previously upload. However these comments somehow ALWAYS end in racial arguements.
Example unnecessary, check for self www.youtube.com
by Kdotcdotpdot January 22, 2009
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youtube kid

the kid that constantly bombards you with annoying youtube videos, insisting that you watch
conajjj3243: yo check this out www.youtube.com/http://_rt?

fischkid: ehhh....fine

Cronajjj3243: No man this one is sooooo funny

fischkid: you're being that youtube kid
by sauce kid February 22, 2009
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weird part of youtube

The place on youtube, whereby some sorcery, your continuous clicking of recommended videos has now got you to a video of horses doing it, medical breast exams, or how to do an exotic massage. Pretty much the place containing the most suggestive videos on youtube which are painfully difficult to fap to. The top comments usually are something along the lines of 'How did I get here?', or 'Weird part of youtube, we meet again.'
James was browsing the internet last night and ended up in the weird part of youtube trying to fap to a video of a robotic vagina giving birth. (Sadly, that video exists...)
by Teresajaaay May 29, 2012
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YouTube

Great website, and deserves it's popularity. You can find practically ANY video you want. Music videos, fights, movie clips, trailers, and the list goes on.

The problem with the site is the many teenage kids pretending to be 30+ trolling videos, and not knowing how to spell or type properly.
- YouTube Music Video-

OptimisticUser12128991228: This video was cool. Thanks for uploading it!

ConstructiveCritic806970: I don't really like music singer, but thanks for uploading anyway.

Dumbass13YearOldTroll: omg u suk so fukin much. u deserv 2 burn in hell. i hate diz video so much, even tho i was moronic enuff 2 serch it on utube!
by Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd January 31, 2009
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YouTube.com

What was once a beautiful video sharing website made by three former PayPal guys, it's now one owned by Google and it has changed for the absolute worse.

Thanks to Google, YouTube channels look very tacky.

Channel layouts are too big and users can't see their custom backgrounds well. There’s no changing it.

If you want a YouTube account, you are forced to get a Google account and merge it... which is why I didn't sign up.

More importantly, Google took away freedom of speech from YouTube. We can't upload videos of various content without them and these corporations breathing down our necks. Many awesome accounts and videos got pulled because of them. They should have their accounts and videos back.

That’s why we need the 3 dudes back. To get everything back to normal and put the “You” back in YouTube.

Any users reading this can put this in their video to help bring the good times back because I don't want YouTube to keep failing like this.
Because of Google owning YouTube.com and changing it, MANY cool accounts have be taken off and many awesome users like Epic0rpheus left the site. Who can blame them?

Like guciobrian posted-

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through commercials?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

Yes I remember.
by OneWhoWantsOldYouTubeBack October 5, 2012
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youtube porn

Nudity found on youtube that has been posted for instructional purposes, but is many times watched for many other reasons such as: to pass time, because your a perv, or your internet connection is to slow to stream real porn.
Larry: So what'd you do today?
Sam Ho: I watched youtube porn, because my girlfriend checks my history for porn channels.
by racistpenguin October 14, 2009
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