wreck an ointer

To move forth with great zeal
To wreck the ointer (tool?) you're gonna use because you'll work so hard

Harry's gonna wreck an ointer to get that job done in time

by shweaty September 20, 2011

Pickle Wrecked

A person who gets turned on by shoving pickles up their ass will get pickle wrecked. Begging a partner to shove pickles in your ass because you are desperately horny

Person 1: pleaseeeee shove a pickle up my ass I’m pickle wrecked
Person 2: okay hold still

by anonymous June 26, 2023

Straponasaurus Wrecks

Straponosaurus is a genus of large thrustarod dinosaur. The species Straponosaurus Wrecks (Wrecks meaning "keep crying $£ut I'll f**k you with your tears, that's right, rubber balls deep ho3" in Latin), often called She. Wrecks or They/Them-Wrecks, is one of the most highly sought after yet highly feared thrustarod's to roam this planet. Plowing a massive hole across western North America, leaving countless gimps, subs, drunk college chicks, weekend warriors, and jock catfish seizing, leaking, and sucking their thumbs in her wake. Straponosaurus identifies as a bi predatorial carnivore, featuring a massive round haunches Feng shui'd by the adornment of a long extending, heavy rubber staff. Relative to her large and powerful lower attributes, her waist remains slim and corseted, her arms still feminine while her shockingly powerful latex clad hands clench her leash and riding crop, confidently, the tools of her trade. Straponosaurus Wrecks is an Apex Predator and undisputed heavyweight pipe throw champion of the world. Approach with extreme caution and a full understanding of the risks involved.

Hey Tanner is Bryce off this week? Naw Bro, word is he found a rabbit hole while surfing porn on the dark web. Him and Thad threw in and hired Straponasaurus Wrecks, he won't be back, or walking again....

by Owaa-Tafoo-lyam February 4, 2023

Tyrannosaurus wreck

Also known as a T-wreck, this is a person who is such a mess and wreck that they are compared to the intensity and violent predatory nature and behavior of a Tyrannosaurus rex (T-rex).

I simply CANNOT. I am a Tyrannosaurus wreck!

Help! The Tyrannosaurus wreck is coming!

This is so hard I feel like such a Tyrannosaurus wreck!

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

T-wreck

Also known as a Tyrannosaurus wreck, this is a person who is such a mess and wreck that they are compared to the intensity and violent predatory nature and behavior of a Tyrannosaurus rex (T-rex).

I simply CANNOT. I am a T-wreck!

Help! The T-wreck is coming!

This is so hard I feel like such a T-wreck!

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme

The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.

NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.

-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!

by Asshole11 February 6, 2024

Wreck

1. old, sunken or unused boat (example: Titanic);

2. with a pejorative sense, talking about something very old, unused;

3.in slang, talking about a woman: whore, slut , who sold her body for nothing or at a low price; unkempt woman who forgot herself, who didn’t had care of her image.

"I'm tired of you, wreck!";

4. speaking of the mouth: a person who has lost teeth, having loose his/her teeth.

“I’ m sick of you, wreck boat!” ( a man to his wife)

“I think he’s drowning , his mouth is a wreck boat, didn't eat too much!”

by meARTbelle May 6, 2023