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windows

A crappy operating system made by retarded monkeys.
It is known for the infamous Blue Screen of Death
Oh, crap I got a blue screen of death and I didn't save my paper. Screw Windows!
by 71KR117 May 31, 2009
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windows

I OS that had its flaws in the past, but since the NT core has been used has fix many of the flaws. Writen in 32bit, soon a 64bit version will be out of the 64bit cpu's.
"Will this Windows XP software work on my abacuses?"
by Mason July 11, 2003
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windows

A crap OS that if you delete one file it messes up your computer and cant do anything. Cost too much. yeah ill admit it is easy to use before it crashes on you every 2 seconds. I use linux if you use linux that probably means you know alot about computers you almost have too linux is VERY stable and if free beat that windows. and it pretty much comes with MS office (just diff name in linux)
linux is so easy because i know about computers that is why all of you n00bs have to use crappy windows
by palbert January 9, 2004
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An OK operating system that gets beaten on way to much, mostly by Mac lovers that if attempted to make a OS would be worse than Windows..if thats possible..damn there does another Windows insult
I bought Windows XP, they came out with SP2...lame
by Keenan Cameron March 2, 2005
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windows

Worse OS ever created for a computing system. It's extremely compatible if you can keep it running for more than 10 mins w/o it crashing. And it's also the most widely used system. Now, get off ur easy way ass, and G37 4 (\/)4C!
Wow...Windows crashed...again.
by STA71K August 1, 2003
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windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.
If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.
by whatever April 10, 2004
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windows media player

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless
"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."
by ihateu January 16, 2005
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