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Wiener

A wiener is someone that takes too long to make a left or right turn while a car is coming. Also known as a shannon
Me: you have time, turn left:
Wiener (Shannon): ... ... ....
Me: you are such a wiener
by NotSoThoughtful July 15, 2020
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sheener wiener

Being so Sheened, or drunk, that you are unable to perform sexual acts because you can't get aroused.
After an all day drinking binge, I ended up wasting my money on that hooker because I had a sheener wiener.
by TheDean176 April 23, 2011
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douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.
You're such a douche wiener.
by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017
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Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 29, 2019
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wiener succ

the sucketh of the wiener
'give me wiener succ now you whore!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
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wiener biscuit

when your wiener is slapped and slathered all over a biscuit. In which a Dino that has eaten your wiener biscuit is now vomiting up on parts of Auschwitz.
OWW a Dino has just nibbled off parts of my wiener biscuit

I will bite off your wiener biscuit as a form of self defense
by Tactical_beano May 7, 2017
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massive wiener syndrome

massive wiener syndrome is a medical condition that gives peepo massiv weeners it I s not often found in peepol with the name lucas
by The_Schlumpy April 10, 2020
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