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West Side Santa Cruz 

West Side Santa Cruz is is the best side of Santa Cruz. Bloops get snapped like nothing, cars get hot boxed on Westcliff, drunk teenagers going into taco bell. Theres no white power shit like there is on ESSC. In Light house field kids are always smoking bud and getting drunk and theres the legendary Derby park.
Are you on ESSC tonight? Fuck that im on the West Side Santa Cruz where i should be!
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Delonte West 

Someone who has sex with their friends/teammates mom. The most terrible kind of people in the world to be friends with.

Delonte West was once a friend of Lebron James, until Delonte had an affair and sex with Lebrons mom, Gloria James. This caused the Cavs to lose in the 2nd round of the playoffs to the Celtics, cheating Lebron and the Cavs of yet another championship.
Steve: "Why dont you ever hang out with Bryon? He seems cool"
Charles: "You didnt hear?, hes a Delonte West, fucked his ex-friend Anthonys mom"
Steve: "Eww thats gross, Ill stay away from him."
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west islip high school 

A super white school located in long island new york. School consists mostly of fuck boys, thots, walking vineyard vine advertisements, trump supporters and cockroaches. The school is the ugliest thing you can see on long island, and has leaky ceilings when there is a slight drizzle. At this school if you don’t juul who are you??This school also starts way too early and tends to drive people to insanity

Russell Westbrook 

Russell GoatBrook is the dr. j of today with flashy dunks how is he not in a dunk contest
Guy 1: Did you see Russ last night he dropped another triple double!!!
Guy 2 What did you expect now he do what he want. He's Russell Westbrook

wesson oil party 

A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.

Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.

Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?

Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.

Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.

Jdub: hellz yeah.
wesson oil party by Jrubadub March 10, 2010

West Ranch High School 

The richest school in the Santa Clarita Valley. The whites and asians dominate upstairs while the mexicans and blacks dominate downstairs. Some teachers are cool, some are assholes. After the chaos that the 2008-2009 school year induced, the school turned fascist and strict rules and regulations ensued.

If you're looking for drugs, go to Valencia.
"Hey dude, throw this bottle cap."
"Fuck that, I don't wanna get 4 Saturday schools and a 2 week suspension."

.....

"What school do you go to?"
"West Ranch High School."
"I'm sorry."
"Me too."

West Vancouver Secondary School 

The most diverse White school you will ever see.
Most attending used to be foreign at one point in their lives but succumbed to the white clichés such as obsessive facebook use and creation of drama at one wrong glance at the wrong person.
Those who delude themselves into believing haven't turned "white-wash", although they express these actions daily, spend large amounts of effort sticking to one group and ignoring all others such as the Korean, Chinese, German, Persian and so on groups.
West Vancouver Secondary "gangsters" consist of mainly individuals who think they’re tough, pretend they're street and act like they work selling drugs everyday and they've seen things that would scar you for life.
Right. We’re all aware your daddy bought you those “gangsta clothes” and your "badass" drug trade originated from the British Properties. I’ve seen worse than that on my way to the bus stop.

Student classes are set into two different divisions. The Regular students, and the IB students.

The difference between regular students and IB students, is if in IB, everyone in regular assumes your freaking brilliant.
Even in the early stages of grade 10 when IB isn’t even that much harder than regular, your report card score might as well go up 30%.
“He got a 60% average? Oh but he’s in IB so it must be like a 90 in regular.”
Not that the IB students are rushing to correct them.
But unlike the common high school drama, no group is really considered to be “popular” but instead labelled –rightly- as preps. Because everyone else, doesn’t really have a drive to be a prep. They have something that separates them from that. Ambition.

Not that it matters especially, because it’s not what you know, it’s what you inherit.
"If you're going to West Vancouver Secondary School, you better be loaded. Or at least act like it."