AJ Wednesday

A Wednesday for my gorgeous boyfriend because he fucking deserves it xx

Omg it’s AJ Wednesday everyone clap and cheer for how awesome my boyfriend is!!!

by February 09, 2024

Rub it out wednesday

A challenge where you must rub one out for every Wednesday in a year

Hey Timmy, whoever doesn't forfeit first for "rub it out Wednesday" wins

by Whatthefuckamidoing November 05, 2018

its Wednesday my dudes

Stop it!!!!

its Wednesday my dudes

by January 12, 2025 January 12, 2025

cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 03, 2021

Green Wednesday

Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.

"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"

"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"

"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"

by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024

low rage wednesday

the need to keep your anger down mid week, so that you don't kill your co workers.

The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.

by MA annonymous February 22, 2016

Wife Beater Wednesday

Wear a wife beater and beat your wife on a Wednesday

My wife can wait for wife beater wednesday

by bigCuhboose June 15, 2022