ash wednesday

crowning on a girl/guys forehead right between the eyes, leaving an "ash wednesday" like mark on the forehead.

last nite, Tim asked what I did with her. I said, "I gave her an Ash Wednesday"....he said, how could you, it was friday!!!!

by dirty preacher March 17, 2009

Welcome Wednesday

The four lamest short stack try hards who can't sing. They're parents are loaded that where all the orange amps come from. Redbull just liked them cause they generic as fuck. Hello Sony. Sell outs at 17.

Love Sarah. Xomarrrrfuckinoxx

Hey dude, I totally just tugged one off to a Welcome Wednesday song.

by Charliesheeeeened June 24, 2011

day after wednesday

its ironic because thursday is a band.
and a meh emo band at that.

iceland is a very culturally diverse country.

by Tion The One February 2, 2004

wedneck

a married redneck

wed=to marry

that guy, who is a redneck, married another redneck. He is now a wedneck

by this website is ruined February 4, 2007

Wednesday

A teaching day in the middle of the week designed by universities to ruin both weekends for academics.

Academic wife: Hey honey, come watch "Homes Under the Hammer" with me!"

University Academic: I can't babe, you'll have to Sky+ it. I gotta go to the campus, it's Wednesday

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

Ass Wednesday

Ass Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday, a Christian and Orthodox holiday marking the beginning of Lent, also falls on the same day as Valentines Day, February 14th.

Jimbo: "Bro you got any plans for Ass Wednesday?"
Cree: "Yeah man my girls coming over after mass, gonna smash."

by broskihoeski February 15, 2018

Whiteout Wednesday

A day every week in which White supremacists all around the world get to celebrate their beliefs by posting a white sqaure on social media.

tom: hey bob look what shakira just posted on her story
bob: why she posting a black square for?
everyone knows its whiteout wednesday!

by Racist AF July 25, 2021