wastegate wanker 

The V-8 crowd. Usually inhabiting corners of autoparts stores, feed stores, hardware stores, ect, constantly talking shit on "import" style cars. Commonly refering to 4 cyl cars as slow. Oblivious to the fact that 4 bangers can have double the HP, tq, and gasmileage of any stock to moderatly modified mustang camaro, TA, ect with Mild modification. having twice the HP per cylender, power to weight ration. coining the title, for being known as stupid ignorant wankers.

"all i need is a turbo, you need 4 more cylenders."

wastegate wanker by Adam May 13, 2005

wankers tache 

The hair which pertrudes from around the belly button, down to the groin region

Fuck me shep, u wanna sort out that wankers tache, u cud put dread locks in that fucker.

wankers tache by Phil Szczoczarz January 14, 2008

Wanke 

extremely over excited.

He was wanke when he heard about the concert

Wanke by The Crusade October 9, 2008

wankelcunt 

A person who is impelled to cuntedness, someone who goes out of their way to be a cunt in everyday life and adds that little bit extra.

a wankelcunt is Any boss in a public organisation.

wankelcunt by blackberrybabey January 23, 2011

Wankerisims 

when somebody doesnt know what they are talking about

this jerk-off is full of wankerisims

Wankerisims by badboy September 17, 2003

wankeritis 

One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.

I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.

wankeritis by Ian D'Mello May 15, 2007

Wanker Mache 

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.

Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.

Wanker Mache by hoover50 November 8, 2011