Vampired

The process of being turned into a vampire.

"Aw man, did you see Jim after he got bit by dracula??!! He got vampired! Now he wants to suck our blood and he hates the sun and garlic."

by T. Philibeck December 9, 2008

Sparkly Vampires

SparklyVampires.com is a website that absolutely rips Twilight a new asshole.

"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."

by jebuscrust April 14, 2010

Butt-Vampire

A mythological being, homosexual, and attracted to the Gluteus Maximus of the human race. According to legend, born in Transylvania, the "butt-vampire" was the weak, half-wit brother of Dracula and was constantly bitten in the Gluteus Maximus by his brother and other siblings. So, as the legend goes, Buttvula, the original "butt-vampire," bit humans in the Gluteus Maximus in order to receive the "thrill," if you will, that the other vampires receive when biting humans in the Sternocleidomastoid, "Neck."

Butt-Vampire!! You can't get me! You cant get me!! Fuck you!

by NotABootyVamp July 8, 2010

cotton vampire

Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse

It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.

by Pikfrik July 21, 2007

vampire bat pussy

What a womans vagina looks like right after banging her while she is on the rag.

Sheesh, Kelly had a wicked vampire bat pussy after I finished fucking her.

by T@R December 31, 2006

gay vampires

secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2

look at steve and jeff go at it

by max December 9, 2004

a fuck mothering vampire

It means you are a fuck mothering vampire

I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire

by I eat ass and fap all day October 24, 2017