act of valor

after an exsessive amount of drinking you always do that super amazing regretfull thing. Like puking in the frig banging a fat chick falling down the stairs while trying to shit or anything deemed worth by your bros to be the nights act of valor.

Guy1: dude did you hear what cole did
Guy2: what?
Guy1: he banged to fat chicks so his friend could get the 3rd babe
Guy2: what an Act of Valor

by whopoopdinmycar May 26, 2012

Valerie

valerie is a skinny shit talking bitch and she honestly think she is all that when in a reality she is a horse she honestly needs to go back to russia because they need her and yeah thats about it but also she thinks that shes cute because she took someones nigga but she is really hideous and she belongs back in her place the witch in snow white and the seven dwarves.

valerie is a faggot

by brendon that goes to mays March 8, 2019

Valeria

A retard russion dat is gonna get shit on friday night.

Some Retard

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Arena of valor

A piece of shit game that brainless people enjoy playing and then immediately fuck their dads and truffle butter their moms while unconscious. Also the ones who play this game usually have cancer and lose all their relationships as well as their balls. Girls who play the game are virgins for life.

Bro 1: Dude i found a great new game
Bro 2: What is it VinaKid?
Bro 1: Its Arena of valor
Guy 2: Damn.Ok.... i think i gotta go now

Bro 1: Wait I heard their was a rapist who did incest near my house. You heard of that?
Guy 2: Yeah.... Wait how can you not know
Bro 1: I played the game a lot so I went to bed early
Guy 2: I really gotta go dude their is a serial rapist nearby bye bye
*Runs off*
Bro 1: I better go home
*Months later on the local news*
The rapist known as VinaKid has died of cancer on the age of 12
Families are reliefed.
From the victims: I cant believe he did it to his own parents

by FaggotKillerXXX August 14, 2018

Valerie

An annoying women that has little friends that actually like her, she's a poser. No boys like her because how rude she is but she is funny. She's ugly and annoying and commonly u talented.

Who's that Valerie asshole

by This is real as Kim's butt May 20, 2016

valerie

Someone who cant decide whether they are a boy or a girl. She has trouble destinguishing the difference between a cat and a dog, because she has other things on her mind. she allergic to just about everything and she gets asthma attaks from laughing. Blonde hair, blue or green eyes, although she argues that they are bland and grey. Shes really annoying at times as she will never tell you anything about her secrets. shes thinks shes an intellect but the only reason that she gets straight A's is because she bribes her teachers with russian food.

girl: hey lets go climb this huge hill!
valerie: i have athsma
girl: okay um then lets just sit down on this grass..
valerie: im allergic to grass
girl: do you want to walk the dog?
valerie: i will get a rash.

by meh nem is jeff November 27, 2017

Valerie

Valerie is a stupid girl with terrifyingly long brown hair and eyes, that make you cry when you look at her. People who aren't close to her think she is quiet and boring, but once you get to know her, she is ugly, stupid, annoying, and a stupid person. She is very annoying to her friends and if someone says or does anything against her or her friends, BEWARE! That person will get in big trouble by Valerie because she loves Anela. She is incredibly ugly and stupid, with an ugly body and face. Girls can be mean to her at times, because they are not jealous of her and dont want to be her. She keeps her friends close and is very annoying and idiotic to them. Plead do ever become ex-friends with Valerie!!!!! You will not regret it the rest of your life!!!!

“BROOOOOOO! THAT VALERIE PEROSN IS SCARY”

by iwkthtsom July 26, 2020