penisy vag

A vagina that resembles a penis somehow.

How was the date last night?
IDK man, I am kinda confused. She had a real penisy vag.

by mcphersonz March 10, 2016

Yeast Vag

When a girl has a massive yeast infection and has the ability to queef and blow bread bubbles with her gangrenous lips.

Her yeast vag blew some bread in my face and it exploded and I got cum in my mouth.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020

yeti vag

a smelly vagina caused by strong bacteria and laziness.

she's very filthy, she vagina smells like a yeti.
you can tell she hasn't washed because of her yeti-esque smell.
don't sit on her chair, you'll smell like a yeti vagina in heat.

by EvilHenry May 16, 2014

Vag smack

A quick smack to the vagina with the tips or knuckles of your fingers, much like the nut tap...

"This girl was messing with me, and I didn't want to get my make up messed up, so I vag smacked her"

by KANT D3Ni June 16, 2016

whiskey-vag

When a girl is too drunk to get wet

Too many tequila sunrises gave Stephanie whiskey-vag when we tried to have sex

by yourmomisanastylittlewhore May 11, 2016

vag wink

a slit in the crotch of a woman's pants exposing part of her vagina.

While riding the ski lift the woman next to me said, "Oh I have a vag wink in my pants."
Brenda fell and tore her pants exposing her vagina.
I feel the cold air on my vagina, I must have a vag wink going on.

by NNANNK January 02, 2014

Vag dust

While laying down and your girlfriend/fiancé/wife sits on your lap and she’s talking sweetly about random shit, you then proceed to express gas from your anus, dusting her vagina. Vag dust

Girl: “blah, blah, blah”
Guy/girl: (farts) oooh, you got vag dusted. Lol
Girl: 💩

by Balzyguy27 January 11, 2020