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vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage
"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"
by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016
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Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.
Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.
by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013
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vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016
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Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.
Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!
by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022
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vacation dick

A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.
This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.
by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that is large and cannot be taken everyday without pain, it is called a vacation dick because its too large for a daily basis and therefore on vacation or weekends. It is not always on vacation but it a penis too large to have on a daily basis for the average female or male. You normally see vacation dicks on porn
I was on holiday and had sex, he has a vacation dick and so I couldn't take all of it, I prefer boyfriend dick.
by ThisIsReallyGoodStress June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

(1) Associated with a really good fling or a good "side dick/bitch"
(2) Used as a general to describe a good sex session.
(Simply put: some very good dick)
"I need ome vacation dick."

Boyfriend dick

Side bitch
Side dick
One night stand
by Xena Romero June 17, 2016
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