vacation dick

A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.

by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.

This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.

by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is large and cannot be taken everyday without pain, it is called a vacation dick because its too large for a daily basis and therefore on vacation or weekends. It is not always on vacation but it a penis too large to have on a daily basis for the average female or male. You normally see vacation dicks on porn

I was on holiday and had sex, he has a vacation dick and so I couldn't take all of it, I prefer boyfriend dick.

by ThisIsReallyGoodStress June 17, 2016

Self-vacate

A politer way to say kys.

Please self-vacate.

by EpicRawl February 19, 2020

Vacation

The most treasured time for middle school students to play fortnite or do other stuff

Kid 1: can’t wait for vacation, imma play fortnite every day

by Mommytits967 February 20, 2019

vacation dick

A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.

Jack has a vacation dick

by Jackthesav June 2, 2016

German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 12, 2017