universitwat 

a person who does certain things (i.e. extracurricular activities) only so they can put it on their college application in hopes of getting accepted to a better college or university.

-Did you hear about all those clubs Anisha joined this year?
-Yeah, she doesn't even care about anyone of them. What a universitwat.

universitwat by sillypants jackson March 15, 2008

Universally Hot 

someone that everone thinks is hot.

Dude 1: Dude! i saw this hot ass girl in the supermarket!

Dude 2: Your bugging, i know what you consider hot and shes probably not that hot.

Dude 1: No man she totally universally hot!

Dude 2:oh shit, we gatta go back to the supermarket!

Universally Hot by Angel in silence April 18, 2011

Girth University 

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

Girth University by Girth University February 18, 2018

University of Essex 

A splendid university in the south of England. The student population is made up of stoners, alcoholics, harlots, MDMA enthusiasts, hippies, and Chinese people.

Three years at the University of Essex will turn you into a cannabis smoking peace activist.

University of Essex by That fucking guy April 7, 2013

Cornell University 

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.

i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.

Cornell University by Dave February 1, 2005

Valparaiso University 

A small, private university in the midwest that is acknowledged for its academic rigor. It is this level of academic rigor that attracts intelligent, usually introverted, school-loving students.

Sam: Did you decide on Valparaiso University or University of Michigan?

Matt: Valparaiso.

Sam: Why are you going there?

Matt: Because I love school and do not care for interacting with other humans.

Valparaiso University by TrappedAtVU July 29, 2012

universal donor 

An attractive man found sexually appealing by a wide variety of disparate tastes.

Geoff and Jim had very different tastes in men, but both agreed that Jake Gyllenhaal was a universal donor.

universal donor by logophage August 27, 2012