unfortunate

n. Someone who due to finacial or physical disability is less fortunate that yourself. A cripple or hobo for example.

Pity the unfortunates.

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over

European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."

by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009

unfag

A gay male that claims to formerly be gay, yet still pursues other gay males. Usually married as a cover, sometimes forced into marriage by family or religous reasons. Very common in the state of Utah with Gay Morman men.

Jeff is a unfag, ya he has a wife but he likes to sleep with men

by Nick May 13, 2004

unfuzzy

(adj)the act of becoming devoid of fuzz, IE static, as in the use of a personal video recorder, or camera.

what wrong with this camera? come on you camera! UNFUZZY!!

by g weezie September 14, 2003

unfuckify

to correct something that did not turn out as expected.

"Get the Assembly Dept. over here, and unfuckify this job...it has to ship today!"

by KMK October 27, 2003

unfrickenbelievable

When one accumulates 25 kills without dying and recieves an overkill in the popular Xbox game Halo 2. Jeff Steitzer comes on and says it very dramatically.

(after player gets his 25th kill without dying) Unfrickenbelievable.

by Mike Montuori May 6, 2005

unfuck you

A worse insult than "Fuck you." The previous implies that at least you'll get some. "Unfuck you" is a curse designed to ensure you don't get any at all.

Boss: You're fired
You: Yeah? Well Unfuck you asshole!

by Blooddraken August 17, 2011