A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.
Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
by Susabar July 23, 2009
Get the Twitter Tootermug. F1 Twitter is a community on twitter. It's full of toxic counts who have sexist, racist, and judgemental opinions on people and drivers. Arguments can rise at any moment and people get very deep about each other's family and end up blocking each other( this is very common in the winter break)
During race weekends people make shit predictions before Friday practice has started. When the race is on the 12 year olds come out of there wank hole to make mission spinnow jokes about Sebastian Vettel.
During race weekends people make shit predictions before Friday practice has started. When the race is on the 12 year olds come out of there wank hole to make mission spinnow jokes about Sebastian Vettel.
Person 1: Fuck sake I've been called a cunt because I like Stroll
Person 2: F1 twitter by any chance
Person 1: sadly I can't say no
Person 2: F1 twitter by any chance
Person 1: sadly I can't say no
by Save F1 Twitter now January 2, 2020
Get the F1 Twittermug. To show off on social media (mostly Twitter hence the name) but since your on social media people can't tell if your lying. But if it's Twitter flexing then it is most definitely a lie
Guy1: holy shit this guy on twitter got like 100 coupes!
Guy2: boy that's a Google image. He's twitter flexing.
Guy2: boy that's a Google image. He's twitter flexing.
by Mc BushPig June 16, 2017
Get the twitter flexmug. Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content or who said it.
Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
by blaine.alan April 27, 2009
Get the twitter sittermug. Twitter Jail is no tweeting if you've reached the limit of 100 tweets per hour/1000 per day.
You can access your page, you may not post publicly for a specific period of time. Anything from half an hour to a few hours.
You can access your page, you may not post publicly for a specific period of time. Anything from half an hour to a few hours.
Im stuck in Twitter Jail now i have to find something else to occupy my time, Checking myspace messages, online bloggs, Facebook , Socializing, Working, Chores, Taking care of your children, Cooking,
by Mizzsugahips August 28, 2009
Get the Twitter Jailmug. Facebook post: "Tix to see Kanye for 40 bux #winning"
Comment: "Stop using Twitter tags on FB, you little fuck."
Comment: "Stop using Twitter tags on FB, you little fuck."
by Col. Hans Landa October 3, 2011
Get the Twitter tagmug. Something that occurs when you are about to tweet. You look at the question "What are you doing?" and realize that the answer is truly nothing. And just before you type something insanely ridonkulous, Twitter Block makes you leave the computer or hit a toolbar key.
Fred: What are you doing?
Steve: I'm just staring at the screen. I want to twitter something but I've got nothing.
Fred: You've got Twitter Block, man. Just forget about it.
Steve: I'm just staring at the screen. I want to twitter something but I've got nothing.
Fred: You've got Twitter Block, man. Just forget about it.
by greatlakestony May 13, 2009
Get the Twitter Blockmug.