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Place where men, who are friends, enjoy chilling but five feet appart each other because they are not gay.
"Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet appart 'cause they're not gay!"
Hot tub by PTM2019 January 15, 2019
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Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception 

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.

Hot tub smorgasbord 

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
When you lock yourself inside your bathroom and you fap whilst on a call with 5 other guys of the same ages. All the while yelling some form of ‘no homo’ at the others in the call.
Man Operation dry tub is effective immediately
Dry Tub by cartaphilen July 10, 2019
People who say this have a high dosage of autism
Yo nigga i’m poopin that rub tub
Rub Tub by apurcey November 5, 2019

hot tub snowglobe 

When you nut in a hot tub, and it floats and spins around you like a snowglobe.
My neighbors snuck over last night and left a hot tub snowglobe.
hot tub snowglobe by Dub's April 2, 2020