trunk monkey

A male homosexual who has yet to come out of the closet (or trunk).

A Scottish slang term for a male homosexual.
For example,

1. Did you see Dave looking at that bloke, I think he is a bit of a trunk monkey.
2. I feel sorry for Dave that he hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. He still tries to make his friends think he likes girls, but we all know he's a trunk monkey!

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

trunking

The act of fucking the trunk of a dead (or live) elephant.

This feat can only be done by a man. Strap-ons DO NOT COUNT ladies.

Ponsonby and the rest of the English aristocrats on African safari have just killed an old male elephant, and there is no doubt that the first thought in their minds was to trunk for the rest of the afternoon. This abomination included barons and earls of high society viciously blitzkrieging their dicks up the formidable nasal instrument of Earth's finest beast.

Trunking with a live elephant, while not totally out of the question, has never been done.

by Caligulananda August 25, 2010

junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002

Trunk a Drunk

The act of having sex with a drunk girl or trying to get someone drunk so they are more liable to have sex.

Yo I heard you were trying to trunk a drunk last night at the party.

by KaoticNoodle December 24, 2006

Trunk Dunk

When two people you are engaging in coitis the male genitalia disengage the vagina and enter the anus swiftly much like a slam dunk in basketball.

Male Friend 1- "So the other night i was having sex with this girl who had a huge ass..."
Male Friend 2- "Did you give her a trunk dunk?!?!?"
Male Friend 1- "Yep, she was shocked at first, but fell in love with it shortly after."

by ChetBroda November 5, 2012

trunk butt

1) When someone mistakes yur butthole for a boner (popularized by the comedian group known as Stella
2) Hemorrhoids
3) Friend's Sofeball Dike's Ex-Girlfriend

"I can feel your hard-on" "No I have trunk butt"

by Laceymaloo August 15, 2007

Trunks

A leet planetia/planetarion player. hes sexy also. Wanky loves him.

Wow Trunks is really leet!

by nottrunks February 18, 2005