Ass to nose traffic

Essentially bumper to bumper traffic.

I couldn't get to work today because of the ass to nose traffic.

by trilo September 9, 2010

Went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic

When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.

Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today

by Grammando October 6, 2021

Traf

traf - a backwards fart.
aka: pre-queef

the air is sucked in before let out as a fart.

a traf happens before a fart.

by Guns don't kill people October 21, 2011

Traffic

wen some nice booty walks past ya door ;-)

check out sum of that traffic!!!

by chode n phildo September 25, 2003

Sex Traffic

Sex Traffic is usually what a man whore gets when he's planned too many fucking meetings.

"Pimp #1: Sorry ma nizzle, but this nigga's got a large Sex Traffic list; get to ya lata, nigga." "Pimp #2: Aww shit, why does HE always get Sex Traffic?

by Matsumoto October 6, 2004

stuck in traffic

when nathan says that he is stuck in traffic it means that he has only just woken up and now poppin' in the shower.

corr i feel like doing a nathan and saying i am stuck in traffic today.

by sam135246 November 30, 2011

Traffing

A sex act involving two homosexual males, a gallon of axle grease, and an electric leaf blower.

"Jim borrowed my leaf blower the other day. I just walked in on him traffing Sean. Gross."

by arglblarghl September 8, 2009