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Tomando

He fokkin did the tomando mate
by Hebuscorneus destroyer of shit September 5, 2019
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today's

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.
Jim did today's with Christina.
by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019
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Tomahawk

tom·a·hawk
/ˈtäməˌhôk/
verb
The act of violently, yet skillfully and lovingly, penetrating your girl's box/butt/mouth or other orifice with your cock, much in the same manner of a Native American warrior from the Sioux Nation disemboweling an enemy on the Plains of the Midwest.
"I was so horned up from hot-railing crystal meth that I tomahawked my girlfriend's ass til she bled and I came."
by John Koktosten November 13, 2019
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Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.
“Today is a wonderful day!”
by yindi December 3, 2019
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Toma

Toma. Here. Have it.

Jesus christ. . take it well, starvin ass nigga.
Toma la wey pinche muerto de hambre
by Mimicthesenutz December 4, 2019
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today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.
Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.
by GamerFUN November 1, 2019
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today

I don't understand you today.
by Krkič January 22, 2020
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