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elf toe

The manner in which your toe(s) are bent after a long day working on your hands and knees - i.e installing wood floors. The bending toes resemble the toe of an elf shoe, curled and painful
...man I've got the elf toe real bad today

I installed 500 feet today, my elf toe fuckin hurts
by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy September 25, 2016
mugGet the elf toemug.

Gramel toe

when an elderly woman a.k.a a grandma has a camel toe.
"ewe that old hag has a gramel toe"
by nominama December 3, 2009
mugGet the Gramel toemug.

Bathroom Toes

Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them
ex:

Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
mugGet the Bathroom Toesmug.

toe boner

Where your toe cramps up and gets hard
My toe just got a toe boner and it hurts!
by Fancygirl1234 June 9, 2016
mugGet the toe bonermug.

Toe fucker

by Jesus the saviour of the world December 17, 2016
mugGet the Toe fuckermug.

covid toes

blue or purple lesions on toes or feet as an early sign of covid-19
The doctor said that Anne's painful covid toes may disappear within ten days.
by timlight April 22, 2020
mugGet the covid toesmug.

faux toe

The appearance of a camel toe when a transvestite duct tapes his junk and wears a tight outfit.
Come out ot Trafik in Columbus, OH on a Sunday night and see a faux toe for yourself. That bitch does backflips too! Some serious duct tape.
by JigglyMuff April 28, 2010
mugGet the faux toemug.

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