Torturefest

Torturefest is generally applied to things that you have to do, but don't want to.

Going with your children to Chucky Cheese is a torturefest

School is a torturefest

Parents are a torturefest

Visiting your in-laws is a torturefest

Proctology exams are a torturefest

Going to your childes dance or piano recital is a torturefest

by exile_exile December 7, 2009

Tortsneezer

One who infects another with a cold, flu, or other communicable illness.

The law should have a remedy against a tortsneezer who, either negligently or recklessly, infects another with his illness.

by Gartholomew February 18, 2011

Tori the Cannibal

Tori. The. Cannibal. If you're smart, you will stop reading right now and forget that you even looked her up. She will come after you, and you will die. There's no other explanation to it. And believe me, you better pray she doesn't victimize you. A few lucky survivors have lived to tell her tale, but who knows when she will strike next. And if you don't believe me, just ask Rob....her newest bitch.

Tori the Cannibal can and will eat you all.

by Survivor#49 February 25, 2011

toronto b-jay

Receiving a blowjob while watching the Toronto Blue Jays baseball game.

"She gave me a Toronto B-Jay during the Jays game last night. It must have been good luck since Bautista hit a home run while she was doing it."

by BigScreech October 31, 2013

Toraays

A fan of the young beautiful/talented and the best singer/songwriter Tori Kelly.

She began sharing her songs online on HER YouTube channel and quickly won over Internet audiences with her sweetly soaring vocals, graceful guitar-playing, and knack for blending breezy melodies with boldly heart-on-sleeve lyrics.

,,NOBODY LOVE" Tori Kelly like Toraays do 💕🙏 anyway Toraays and Tori love PIZZA 🍕🍕🍕🍕

by Vitenka August 11, 2016

tortilla time bomb

The phenomenon that happens in young hispanic women that have big tits and asses that get older and gain a great amount of weight.

She was a dime piece until the tortilla time bomb went off...boom

by Blessie Stramson October 3, 2017

Toritse

Toritse meaning God's own .
Originated in nigeria by the itsekiri's
A talented person blessed in all ways nice , unpredictable , a realist, a secret keeper and electric.

Toritse is amazing

Toritse is God's own

by Teddy7 May 21, 2019