alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.

Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.

by flightfacilities February 19, 2022

alt+f4

Used when you're watching porn and your mom open the door

Shit! I pressed alt+f4 and i forgot to save the website link!

by Gamepreie May 27, 2018

Alt+F4

The command of mystery. It does something random to your screen.

Red
How do i do a task in among us?

Blue

Alt+F4.
Red
Thanks, I will do it.

by thealtf4psychic October 17, 2020

alt+f4

1. Quit the current program you're using.
2. Used to trick n00bs who are using the web.

1. Press alt+f4 to quit your browser.
2. Try Alt+F4 out! All of the texts on this webpage will magically disappear!

by siff ess bee July 28, 2017

alt+f4

the act of giving your computer an advanced setting

person1- how do I sprint

person2- alt+f4

mods-*aregay* :(

by ThomasJefferson69 December 09, 2018

alt+f4

what people say online if you want someone to close their game or prank them

Bro: bro how do i emote
Me: alt+f4
Bro: fuck you

me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by penis cumdick circumdecigonaa May 09, 2025

alt+f4

biggest troll

person 1: how do i save?
person 2: alt+f4

by p01uyt September 05, 2024