ultimate titturds revenge

catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving

wow daddy look at that person pulling the ultimate titturds revenge

by smokey 3d April 7, 2009

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Ultimate Defense Mode

When a dog flips over on its back for no apparent reason and flails randomly. It happens.

Don't mess with my dog too much or he will go into Ultimate Defense Mode.

by Chalkey May 6, 2011

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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

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Ultimate Burger Box

Some good shit that you can eat at a KFC

I want a Ultimate Burger Box

by YoMummaJoe March 2, 2020

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the ultimate fuck-up

When you mess up so bad, it makes it past the standards of the greatest fuck-up.

Dude, you just made the ultimate fuck-up.

by BananaChamp225 April 2, 2016

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A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.

John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?

Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...

by Akkaraju August 21, 2021

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