Religion Rape

When Someone Forces You To Hear About How God Has Changed There Life

" Dude That Old Man Just Religion Raped Us"

by DasHorn May 20, 2010

Seinfeld rape

When watching an episode of Seinfeld is forced upon a person.

Lauren: "Last night I was at my boyfriends house, and I experienced the worst type of Seinfeld rape imaginable... a three hour marathon."

Tyler: "My god, how did you escape"

Lauren: "Little kicks"

by Tyler The Key July 30, 2009

Jesus Rape

When a fundamental Christian attempts to push their religious beliefs on you even after you said "NO!"

The defination jesus rape explains itself.

by redneckatheist.com March 24, 2006

awake and rape

an act of sex when the others just waking up

dave just woke up kelly by a awake and rape

by gingerfuck November 3, 2008

Banshee Rape

When you get humped in the face by a vagina, with or without undergarments.

Dude #1: Dude what happened to your face!? You're all bloody!!

Dude #2: Dude my girlfriend was pissed so she banshee raped the shit out of me. It was the worst possible thing that I could have ever imagined. I wouldn't ever wish it upon anyone ever!

by COB IKEMAN May 31, 2010

rape steak

A frat boy’s penis

I went to Steve’s party and he asked if I was hungry for rape steak. I was pretty rankled

by ValkoraKalri February 6, 2018

elephants raped

This is a comic exaggeration of pain and soreness from some activity such as sports.

Gawdddf, l feel like elephants raped me after that football game!

by I, Wreckerrr June 6, 2021