by Long hong May 23, 2023
Get the Chongmug. Ching Chong or Ching Chang Chong are not to be said unless given authority by an Asian.
Also Ends with the word Wing and Wong
Also Ends with the word Wing and Wong
Random Guy walks up to Asian person.
The Guy: "Hey Ching Chong, go eat the dog Wing Wong"
Asian: "I'm gonna beat your ass if you don't skedaddle"
The Guy: "Ight, I don't want the smoke"
The Guy: "Hey Ching Chong, go eat the dog Wing Wong"
Asian: "I'm gonna beat your ass if you don't skedaddle"
The Guy: "Ight, I don't want the smoke"
by aang01 October 30, 2023
Get the Ching Chongmug. The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. Refers to the act of going for a "chong" aka going outside to waste time / have a smoke / spark a joint / dance around.
Also can be used to refer to someone else in a derogatory manner.
Also can be used to refer to someone else in a derogatory manner.
by chongmiester October 19, 2022
Get the chongmug. Uses a fish bowl as a water bottle
Likes to ship couples
Loudest in the classroom
Most famous quote: "WOW, 冷靜啲!WOW"
Likes to ship couples
Loudest in the classroom
Most famous quote: "WOW, 冷靜啲!WOW"
by caesarpizza April 29, 2025
Get the Kinda Chongmug. by Stonedsmoker December 5, 2022
Get the Chongedmug. Words that clearly cut Asians, as proven in previous examples
It is used as a joke for the most part, sometimes used to hurt. In this case its done both hurt and mocked yet also made people laugh
It is used as a joke for the most part, sometimes used to hurt. In this case its done both hurt and mocked yet also made people laugh
by DetJakePeralta June 14, 2021
Get the Ching chongmug.