Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.

Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!

by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014

concept creep

When definition of "what's harmful" is taken too far, so societies become coddled and lacking honest discussions

Safe space and security theater are the results of concept creep

by Sir. B November 5, 2021

Creep 101

To learn the basics of being a creep

You can't take a break from being a creep. That's creep 101.

by Sassandclass May 26, 2018

creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012

Creep Crawlin

(1) doing due diligence on some hos, usually without their knowledge

(2) elaborately setting up situations to maximize your probability of smashing a ho

I was creep crawlin the redbones from saturday on facebook and her ass is a bookshelf for sure.

by SPARTANGLORY June 11, 2009

meeting creep

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.

"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"

by aeiou102 October 30, 2022

Creep-ticker

The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.

Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"

Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"

Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"

**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**

by eLMacK September 23, 2011