Cow Juice

The white liquid expressed from a cows udder called milk

Do you want some Cow Juice in your coffee ?

by Dav3y December 24, 2007

fat cow

oprah.

enough said

man #1: hey what's the name of that fat cow with that show?
man #2: oprah?
man #3: yeah, that's it. wow she really is a lard ass.

by icantthinkofaname March 6, 2008

Cow Licker

Someone who likes to lick loose pussy.

Look at Calvin! He's such a cow licker!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 4, 2017

Cow fishing

It is first necessary to obtain an extra long, sharp hook. Bait the hook with really good grass or wheat. Go to a cow pasture and drop the hook, with the other end connected to the hitch of your truck. Floor it when you get a bite. Then drag the cow away from the farmer with the shotgun after he sees the atrocious acts you're commiting on his livestock

Cletis: OW, there be a shotgun pellet in my ass
Claude: Shouldna gown cow fishin'

by Henley Belter October 31, 2003

chocolate cow

Cows that produce chocolate milk.

Q: Where does chocolate milk from?
A: Its comes from chocolate cows, motherfucker!

by Dizzla May 29, 2008

cow licker

some crackhead that likes to lick cows

MMMM Cows i love to lick them

by Jake Nonigga January 5, 2005

cow nipps

When a girls boobs appear sickly from inside of the shirt and hang oddly downward.

"Dude did you see Jessica bend down?"
"No dude her boobs are all inverted and weird they sag"
"LOL COW NIPPS"

by Bendak December 28, 2007