James mom: (starts walking to James room)
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!
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The accidental act of "butt dialing" a person in your cell phone contact list.
Derived from the telephonic definition of "touch-tone" referring to the tones associated with the numbers on a telephone keypad.
Derived from the telephonic definition of "touch-tone" referring to the tones associated with the numbers on a telephone keypad.
by Poor David #33 December 15, 2013
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1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).
2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.
3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.
4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).
2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.
3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.
4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."
"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."
I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."
I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
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