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tone my pen down

When you have a huge boner but have to get rid of it quickly
James mom: (starts walking to James room)
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!
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Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.
I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!
by Famous Jim June 3, 2013
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tush-toned

The accidental act of "butt dialing" a person in your cell phone contact list.

Derived from the telephonic definition of "touch-tone" referring to the tones associated with the numbers on a telephone keypad.
Jean accidentally "tush-toned" me last night when she sat down on her cell phone.
by Poor David #33 December 15, 2013
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Two-Toned

verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).

2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.

3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.

4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."

"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."

I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
by XianStarr October 7, 2016
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Two tone tommy

Has a badge and a gun he is the one
Gets drunk and raps about shit plug
Two tone tommy dont fuck wit rat bitches
by Uncle ronnie 69 June 8, 2018
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ToneBank

The dopest northside/southside musical collective - an offshoot of the Nut-Unit fwigger family.
Yo God, tonebank really gots dis bitch crunkin' up in herre tonite.
by C-Money October 30, 2003
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Tones

A kinda lonely person who is semi depressed but pretty awesome at the same time. Also a nick name for a guy named Tony.
Man, that guy Tones...he is real tones....ya know?
by Tone$ June 24, 2016
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