impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".

- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.

by phlegmat April 15, 2010

jesus tools

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

by Katbut December 27, 2013

Saira toon

best mutual ever. so kind and funny, im so glad i made mutuals with her.
yoooooo Saira is so cool man!!

My mutual is Saira toon

by Calamarisplat. May 10, 2022

moppin' the tonsils

when making out the cleaning of the tonsils of slava and extra food left over.

amanda likes moppin' the tonsils

by reandoe March 18, 2009

finding each others tonsils

Codeword for "extreme make-out session." You kiss with so much tongue that you find your partner's tonsils.

Guy 1 : "Where did Ruby and John disappear off to last night?"
Guy 2 : "They were busy finding each others tonsils."
Guy 1 : "Oh."

by TGPA Infinity October 3, 2015

narcissistic looney toon

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior

as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster

by Sexydimma September 2, 2018

on the tools

Any job that requires tools after hours or on the weekend

“Hey spencer, do you get on the tools last night”

by Tbags101 September 10, 2019