Tolly

the process of pulling the hood from someone elses sweatshirt over their heads.

I just tollyed your ass

by John Tolly November 7, 2006

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tolts

Female physical assets

That girl has been flaunting her tolts all night.

by K August 16, 2004

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1. Observant, analytical and intuitive. Can read minds and look into the future.
2. Wise and full of knowledge and understanding. If speaking, take heed.
3. Full of high-lair-it-T

4. Known for having high butts.
5. Kind and bodacious! If found, don't let go.

When imparted with supreme knowledge, you've just been Toland'd.

by Banyanyas September 10, 2009

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√toliet paper

Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time

I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin

by jifter November 7, 2010

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Toledo

Absolutely the worst place in the world! This is a city where the citizens bitch about high taxes, but yet vote in tax levys such as the zoo, TARTA, and metroparks. Oh yeah, they also keep voting in the same politicians who cut city services while raising taxes. Not to mention the politicians are fucking morons. The defeatocrat party has tight reigns on the city for the last 50 years. Yet 75,000jobs and well over 100,000 people left the city, yet somehow they keep getting reelected. If you ever live in Toledo, please do not send your child to public schools there. The schools are only slightly better than Detroit's and the school board constantly asks voters for more taxes, which the dumbasses of Toledo give them. Yet most of the kids in these schools can't graduate. Toledo has been called a wonderful place to raise a family by a lot of its citizens. Why not, its has everything a family needs. Vacant homes, strip clubs, old factories, bad schools, crumbling infrastructure, "smart politicians", and plenty of drug dealers. NOTE: should you ever go to the east side of Toledo BEWARE! Not only are the entire neighborhoods rotting, but there are gangs, drug dealers, and prostitutes. There is also a huge Sun Oil plant right in the middle of the east side area. Thus, between the drugs and inbreeding east siders do, combined with the oil refinery, east siders look worse than something out of deliverance. But some east siders think its a great place to live in Toledo. About the only good thing to do in all of Toledo: PACK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

Guy 1: I am from Toledo!

Guy 2: Oh! I am so sorry!

by Toledo Guy August 23, 2008

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Toledo, Ohio

Toledo, Ohio or as we call it "the armpit of the United States" cause it stinks like shit here.

Its really a great town if you wanna become fat, die of 2nd hand smoke, or be homeless because there are no jobs.

You don't know the meaning of suck until you visit Toledo, Ohio

by tnt419 November 17, 2004

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