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Tatsu

Tatsu, aka Katana.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 8, 2021
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Gamer Toast

Shake all of the crumbs out of your keyboard and put them together using Elmers glue for a delis snack while your in your toxic Fortnite game.
Hey, bro one sec I'm making some gamer toast so I can snack while pwning noobs.
by MeiTheGei March 15, 2019
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Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus)

An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.

Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)
1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).

2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)
by Gregorium Brahek III August 8, 2010
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thats what she said

You’ve probably been in many situations where you could have used a TWSS.

The key to a good TWSS joke is the unknowing setup.

All it takes is one person meaning to say something completely innocent while the immature minded listener picks up on an underlying sexual connotation!
About: being able to draw when i was a kid

I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck. - Thats what she said

(Think dirty! this could mean drawing or talking about hand jobs and blow jobs!)

See lots more at http://www.shesaidit.ca
by SheSaidIt.ca March 26, 2009
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is thats whats hot in the streets?

1.showing your disbelief or disapproval of a persons actions, a trend, or an event taking place currently
so my one friend was telling me about how his girlfriend cheated on him with his cousin, and I was like is thats whats hot in the streets?
by Juice Lee June 18, 2006
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thats not what your mom told me last night

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!
by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005
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Threshold of Toast

The few seconds you get to put cold butter on warm toast and have the toast accept that butter and melt it in. If you wait a moment longer the toast is not quite warm enough and you risk tearing the bread or having a butter mess on toast.
Let's discuss what I call "The Threshold of Toast" which is the few seconds you get to put cold butter on warm toast and have the toast accept that butter, while it softens it and soaks it up. That my friends is the Threshold of Toast. Enjoy some soon.
by Twistedest March 13, 2009
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