Nap Time

The most underrated period of time in your life. Preschoolers and Kindergarteners fight to get out of it, but anybody from the ages of 13 to forever wishes that it was still a part of their lives. It is never appreciated until the later grades when every moment you are awake, you are wanting to be in nap time. Usually a good nap time lasts anywhere from 15 minute power naps to 2 hour recharge time naps.

Naps are normally useful when sick, bored, or necessary for survival in the coming hours.

Preschooler: 'No! No wanna go nap time!'

Everybody Else: 'Enough with the essays and projects/the job/the arthritis! I just need a quick nap time!'

by BPTinyGirl September 11, 2009

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High Times

(noun) - An American counterculture magazine which promotes and reflects the recreational drug use lifestyle, including columnists, drug culture news, entertainment reviews, reader's true stories, "top ten"-style lists, and offbeat editorial and strip cartoons.
Proper form: High Times Magazine

I occasionally read High Times in high school and my first years at college, since this dude I hung out with had a roommate who subscribed to it.

by ringhorne July 27, 2005

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Penis Time

A date between the hand and penis

Hey Kids, it's Penis Time!

by Penis McGeenus January 09, 2009

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dookie time

To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.

Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").

John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"

by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013

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Time haters

First used on the chappelle show, a sketch where three african american men and a chinese-american man go back in time to the 1800's to call a single slavemaster "a cracker" then later a honky.

"We are the time haters and we have travelled all the way through time to call you a cracker "

The time haters also went on to explain the word cracker and its origins.....

by The time haterszzzz February 17, 2012

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