when your cock is wider than long... who the hell thought it was the same thing as a "gooch"... just because all of you have chodes and want to change the defn so it doesn't sound.
by Daver_G May 4, 2005
Get the chodemug. Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)
by Friend of Chode (Seriously, we can talk to chodes. May 17, 2003
Get the chodemug. by chode inc. December 9, 2002
Get the chodemug. by fwuffy wuv July 5, 2003
Get the chodemug. His girlfriend wanted to fuck him untill she found out he had a chode. Then she called the Chode Squadto rescue her.
by Icebox November 5, 2003
Get the Chodemug. So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.
Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."
by The Bros October 17, 2004
Get the chodemug.