Chode

A short fat cock

She said he have a chode.

by Corbin May 18, 2004

chode

So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.

Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"

Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."

by The Bros October 17, 2004

chode

a penis with a really large bell-end.

is there much aluminium in austrailia chode?

by eddy_food December 10, 2003

chode

a penis fatter than its length

Greg Russell (Buckey) has a massive diner plate size chode. Greg Russell is such a CHODE

by chode inc. December 9, 2002

Chode

its not the skin between ur dumass and balls its a cock that is wider than it is long

Phantom has a 1 inch chode.

by not a dumass who thinks a chode is a taint May 15, 2003

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long
3x1

Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)

by Friend of Chode (Seriously, we can talk to chodes. May 17, 2003

chode

A perfectly adorable cross between a fluffy rabbit and a cute puppy.

Awww, mommyyyyyy look at the cute little chode!

by fwuffy wuv July 5, 2003