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white noise

A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.
Ben: OH NO! THE tv ISN'T CONNECTED!!!!
TV: *white noise*
by totes_not-greatAt-all November 18, 2020
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Whiteman Noise

Constant background chatter in an office or professional environment about climbing the corporate ladder and using your connections to get into an Ivy League MBA program that will literally change your life.
"I can't concentrate with Ian's constant whiteman noise. Just apply to grad school, dude! "

Employee #1: "Why is John always in Spencer's office? Is he sucking up for a promotion?"
Employee #2: "No, that's just whiteman noise. You know, Spencer went to Stanford"
by MauiAlli March 15, 2020
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Food Noise

Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.
“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”

“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”
by Dr. Spencer Nadolsky January 3, 2024
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Take Her For The Noise

Fairfield slang for fucking a chick, but out here we mollywhop and run mobby trains yadadamean?! We go 18 Dummy in this Bitch!
Little Boys, Press the mute button cause I don't wanna take her for the noise, EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
by Bamaschamp010 August 5, 2010
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Loudest Noise

The Loudest noise would be a Yaoi Fan girl that is screeching or it might just be a Briauna screeching in the distance , if you hear that Run
Guy 1 - "Man what the hell is that?"
Guy 2 - "It's like the loudest noise that I ever heard "
Guy 1 - "Its ....its a Fan Girl..."
The two guys look at each other in fear while the screeching is coming closer
by Its.Ya.Boi.Kaneki June 25, 2018
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scratch that noise

A phrase that indicates that someone dislikes the music currently being played. Usually said to the beat of the music.
Accompanied with a gesture: On 'scratch', put your right pointer finger on the left side of your neck. On 'that', move the finger to the center of your neck, and on 'noise', point to the person playing the music. This gesture resembles removing the needle from a turntable.
Person A: Alright, now for the sounds you all have been waiting for!
(country music starts playing)
Person B: Scratch that noise!
by ChameleonDragon May 11, 2019
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The Noise

idk what it is, but he's from pizza tower, he's entertaining, and I like him
also he makes a funnie sound like "woag"
gremlin that annoys Peppino
he's kinda stoopy, and I like his dumbness, but I also wanna banish him to the shadow realm
"what an annoying creatu-
*/e spin* "WOAG!"
"I like The Noise now!"
by bleegus March 20, 2025
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