An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016
Get the Alaskan crab cakemug. When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask
"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"
"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"
DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"
"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"
DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"
by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011
Get the alaskan dick maskmug. The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.
"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"
by Ask Ken To Dance With Me January 20, 2013
Get the Alaskan War Hornmug. by poohee April 4, 2009
Get the alaskan pipelinemug. Alaskan angry bull:
the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.
eight full seconds count as a qualified ride.
variant form of alaskan dragon
the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.
eight full seconds count as a qualified ride.
variant form of alaskan dragon
hey dude i just pullef an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night
really? did you qualify?
you know i did!
Ayyy!
*high five*
really? did you qualify?
you know i did!
Ayyy!
*high five*
by _N8 June 22, 2016
Get the alaskan angry bullmug. A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
by Uthorr February 11, 2013
Get the Alaskan Spear-Chuckermug. by bottomtothetopfromthegroundup December 19, 2010
Get the alaskan polar bearmug.